Hump Day Humor – 7/18/12
Hump Day Humor – 7/11/12
EULOGIES
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question: “When you are in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?”
The first guy immediately responds, “I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man.”
The second guy says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow.”
The last guy thinks a minute and replies, “I guess I’d like to hear them say, ‘Look, he’s moving!”
Hump Day Humor – 6/27/12
Hump Day Humor – 6/20/12
This is an ex-parrot!
Customer: “He’s not pining! He’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! . . . His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!”
— Monty Python